There once was a man from Nantucket
Who’s wife had a rather large bucket.
And rather then loose it
she’d let him use it
And it leaked wherever he took it.
–by Trinity Dejavu
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My boss at work (also my ex-father in law) likes the office just a little bit cold. He runs around like a headless chicken all day, comes in the office for 30 seconds and declares that its like an oven, then opens all the windows. He then leaves the room and we’re all left shivering [...]
Woke up this morning determined that I was going to start afresh, get back into the non-smoker habit, and I did another stupid.
Every morning I walk to work through an ASDA superstore, and every day I manage to not buy cigarettes.
Only today, I just walked like a zombie into the shop and bought a pack, [...]
I’d gone all day with out a smoke, didn’t even miss it. Then before bed I had a bacon sandwich and just had to steal one of my ex-wifes boyfriends.
I wish I had never ever started this stupid habit, if they ever come up with a cure it should they should give it to all [...]
I had been doing so well, the days were flying by and most of the time I didn’t even think of cigarettes. I had quit, succeeded, all done. Then I have one craving after a eating the most fantastic Chicken Madras ever (cooked by my ex-wifes boyfriend), give in and go for a smoke. It [...]
